The person you want when you’re dying isn’t the person you want when you’re living.
– House M.D.When I married you, I married your problems too, the ones I knew about and the ones I didn’t.
– How I Met Your Mother- I know what they were fighting about and it’s not peanut butter.
- I appreciate your help, but there’s a reason your name is Robin, not Batman.
Barney: Cookie!
Girl: Did you make those?
Barney: Ha, you got me! My sister taught me how to bake and how to listen.
Girl: Wow…
